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A Woman's Secret .. and her Prayer


There was once a man and woman who had been married
for more than 60 years. They had shared everything.
They had talked about everything.


They had kept no secrets from each other except
that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of
her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to
open or ask her about.


For all of these years, he had never thought about
the box, but one day the little old woman got very
sick and the doctor said she would not recover....


In trying to sort out their affairs, the little
old man took down the shoe box and took it to his
wife's bedside. She agreed that it was time that he
should know what was in the box.


When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls
and a stack of money totaling $25,000. He asked her
about the contents.


"When we were to be married," she said, "my
grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage
was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got
angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a
doll."


The little old man was so moved; he had to fight
back tears. Only two precious dolls were in the box.
She had only been angry with him two times in all
those years of living and loving. He almost burst
with happiness......


"Honey," he said, "that explains the dolls, but what
about all of this money? Where did it come from?"
"Oh," she said, "that's the money I made from
selling all the dolls..."
Women will love this...............



A Prayer.

Dear God, I pray for :

Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
And Patience for his moods;
because God, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death